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Great Idea comes when life pushes you to the edge

Great Idea cones when life pushes you to the edge

Lark A man slapped his friend on the forehead on the train. His friend frowned, slipped his hand into his pocket and drew a tache under his nose.

Lark A man on the number 42 bus wearing all black.Talking on his mobile.Lying to his girlfriend about where he is.

Lark Liverpool street, an army tank belted down the road, loud as thunder, with 2 bald men's heads sticking out of the viewing holes

Lark Sat in the christmas bar, people complained about us playing snap!

Lark Last night a train coach packed with standing people, one leans his cheek against the door glass, asleep.

Lark Russian man eats noodles

Larka Man on the number 42 bus wearing all black.Talking on his mobile.Lying to his girlfriend about where he is.

Sat In the christmas bar, people complained about us playing snap!

Lark Man stopped and asked directions to printworks. Are you part australian? You know,australians know manchester better than me.

Lark Sat behind the bar at green son i heard someone say that mussels look like vaginas. She said the inside looked like 'lady fudge'.

Lark Walking down the st near hotel Piccadily. Girl asks fella 'am i skinny?' fella 'yeah ya skinny but you've got a cracking pair of tits'.

Lark A girl in a black furry beret blowing bubbles

Happy Hour at the greenroom 7 til 8 tonight only (5th dec 2009) all drinks 10p. Conditions do not apply

Lark Someone asked if anybody had a light. A guy called matty sed no. He walked on!

Lark A small Bespectacled boy is skitted by scallies,who shout harry potter-based curses at him. As he leaves the bus he retorts: 'i will burn your family'

Lark A gentleman enquires in a healthfood shop with his cheeks flushed what would b most effective cure for his friends constapation

Lark A tense discussion between the greenroom programme co-ordinator and technical director about the possibility of a staff labyrnth game.

Lark 2 men running from a taxi. The taxi driver nearly runs one over trying to catch him.

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